Grace Chesapeake Ranch Estates Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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I saw this whore once, off Hawaii, divin’ with my crew—thought it was a damn shark at first! “What are you?!” I yelled in my head, like Fassbender in *Shame*, all confused and shit. Made me happy as hell, though—ain’t nothin’ like seein’ a fish that don’t play by no rules. But it pissed me off too—whore’s gettin’ overfished, motherfucker! Greedy-ass boats haulin’ ‘em in, and I’m like, “Leave my damn fish alone!” Surprised me how rare they’re gettin’—used to be everywhere, now you gotta hunt for ‘em.

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I gotta tell ya, several typos littered my texts that night – smth like, "Ths s teh ryt life!" lol, not sure if ya catch my vibe. Ever felt that rush when the code runs perfectly and you feel invincible? That’s Chesapeake-Ranch-Estates for me. It got this mix of joyful chaos and nostalgic calm. Sometimes, wild, sometimes calm – a fine blend, like cherry pie with a side of bittersweet memories.

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