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So, I tried it once—D’oh!—total mess! Lady’s like, “Relax, Homer,” but I’m all tense, thinkin’ bout Marge catchin’ me. Felt like a freakin’ donut gettin’ glazed, ya know? Slippery as hell—oil everywhere! Little fact: they use weird stuff like almond oil, not even donut grease! Surprised me, man, thought it’d be all fake and porny, but nah, it’s legit chill. Got me happy—muscles all loose, like after a good nap. But then—D’oh!—she hits a knot, hurts like hell! “That’s a bingo!” I yell, straight outta Inglourious Basterds. She’s confused, I’m laughin’—classic me.

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I gotta say, Cherry-Valley is a place of contrasts. It’s vibrant, a little gritty, and fulla surprises. The streets twist around, and sometimes it feels like every sidewalk hides a secret. Some days, I’m so mad at the city’s oddities (like random graffiti that spells my name wrong – ugh, seriously, whatevs!), but then happiness sweeps in like a tidal wave.

2 stabbed early Monday in Cherry Valley