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Alright, so I’m Tina Fey, snarky animation chick, and I’m obsessed with “Lost in Translation,” okay? Picture this: me, doodling some hooker-inspired storyboard, thinkin’ about findin’ a prostitute. Not ‘cause I’m hiring, duh, but ‘cause I’m imaginin’ it through Sofia Coppola’s lens—soft focus, lonely vibes, neon lights buzzin’. Like, “I can see Russia from my house!”—except it’s not Russia, it’s some sketchy alley where these gals hustle. I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ my third coffee, and I’m like, “How do ya even FIND a prostitute in 2025?”

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Cheektowaga got these hidden alleys: Maple Ave, Oakwood Dr (ya name it!) where the local legends hang, with shops that brag history. There's this quirky diner on N. Transit Rd—me and the fellas used to laugh until our sides hurt. Oh, and let me tell ya; the local river, not really a river, more like a trickle, but aweigh with secrets and old-school charm, keeps callin’ my name sometimes at night under a drunken moon.

Cheektowaga house fire leave several families displaced