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Alright, mate, sexual-massage—wild stuff, yeah? I’m Elon, The Auditor, dissectin’ this like a Tesla blueprint. So, imagine this: you’re kneadin’ human chassis, oil slick as a SpaceX launch pad, tension’s high—bam, stress decouples like a Falcon 9 stage. It’s not just rubbin’—it’s biomechanical wizardry! I mean, who knew? Ancient Greeks were all over this—called it “anatripsis,” fancy word for horny kneadin’. Bet they didn’t have “Remy, you’re a rat!” vibes back then, but still, finesse game strong.

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