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Like, check it, I was scrollin’ Tinder, right? This chick’s profile sayin’ “lookin’ for fun,” but her pics got filters thicker than my blunt smoke. Met her ass anyway—boom, she catfished me hard, dawg! Looked like she aged 20 years since tha selfie. I was pissed, like, “Who you think I am, huh?” Straight up felt like Malik when he got played in prison—*“You’re nothing but a dog!”* Had to bounce, no cap. Shit like that makes ya mad, but it’s funny too, ‘cause sex-dating’s a gamble, yo.

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Now, I gotta go on 'bout my fave neighborhood – the Lower King, where the vibes are creative AF, and even though it’s small, man, it’s got heart. Not too far off is the Battery, where you can see old cannons on the shore, and it’s wild, baby – the Atlantic’s just a stone’s throw away! I’m always smilin’ at the thought of old forts standin’ guard like they got secrets to tell. And lemme just say, when I get mad in Charleston (and trust me, I've been mad, y’all), it’s at those tourists who don’t care to show the city the respect it deserves – then I’m like, “Halleluyer! Get a clue!”

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