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So yeah, findin’ a prostitute? It’s a QUEST, doll! Part thrill, part “what am I doin’ with my life?” I’d be all, “This is our island,” quotin’ Suzy, claimin’ my spot in the woods for the deal. *Nanny laugh* HA-HA-HA! Probs exaggerate to my pals later— “Yeah, she was a goddess, 10 feet tall!”—but really, it’s just me, a forest, and a sassy “professional” givin’ me sass. Total riot!

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Now, check this out: there's Memorial Park. It's my go-to when I'm preppin’ for a meditative wing break. The grass is just the perfect green, the trees whispering like secrets in a movie scene, and the lake shimmers under the sun. Sometimes I catch myself daydreaming about those dappled moments when nature and art collide, like as if Todd Haynes had a cameo in real life!

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