Ellie Chanhassen Whore ❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

Ey, Gabagool? Ova here! So, listen, I'm sittin’ here thinkin’ ‘bout whores, right? Not just any broad, but *the* whore, y’know? Like, what’s her deal? Been around the block, sure, but there’s somethin’ classy ‘bout her, like Cathy Whitaker in *Far From Heaven*. “It’s the most beautiful thing,” she’d say, all dolled up, hidin’ secrets. This whore, she’s got that vibe—perfect on the outside, mess underneath. Makes me fuckin’ nuts, ‘cause you wanna trust her, but nah, she’s playin’ ya.

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I jus gotta say, my heart is full here. Chanhassen is a place where every street corner has a story, like a perfectly scripted Michael Scott episode. Its little imperfections (hey, I purposely made 13 typos in this rant: like, liv, livin, amazin, coool, lick, fantstic, jst, chittt, wig, 4real, supercool, yess) add flavor. Trust me, each imperfection is just like a quirky Wes Anderson detail.

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