Jasmine Chanhassen Whore ❤️

About Houston

Little known bit—back in ’63, some Cold War whore, double agent, swapped intel for a night with a Russian bird. Ended up with syphilis and a bullet. Shaken, not stirred, eh? Surprised me how dumb they get for a thrill. Me? I’d rather dodge bullets than bed a trap. Personal quirk—can’t stand the smell of cheap perfume on ‘em. Reeks of desperation.

The Blowout’s tracks

Join the City of Chanhassen and the Environmental Commission at Roundhouse Park for our annual Arbor Day planting event! Applications are now open for playground camp leaders, .

Sometimes, I get mad, SMALL stuff – like when a car jam on Hennepin Trail makes me late, or when a noisy squirrel interrupts my zen mind. But then I remember, life’s too short – like in Moonrise Kingdom when they just run off into the sunset, y’know? And dang, it’s so picturesque out there – the streets are full of colorful murals and strange statues that got me questioning art at 3 am (oops, did I say that out loud? My bad! Lol).

Longtime WCCO anchor Don Shelby to star at Chanhassen Dinner Theatres