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Oh, and get this – funny bit – her pimp’s this geezer, looks like a bleedin’ walrus, mustache and all! I’m crackin’ up, thinkin’, “This cat’s a right muppet!” Nearly blew the deal laughin’, but I kept it cool, yeah. In me head, I’m like, “Austin, you’re a legend, shaggin’ through time!” Wrapped it up quick, no faff, just fun – “It’s all in the past now,” like the movie says, and I’m off, smilin’.

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The city’s got these neat little neighborhoods. Like, there's a folksy area near Cedar Lane, where the homes are quirky and people greet you like you're long lost kin. I remember one day, I was rolling out a deep tissue massage session at my shop when I heard a local brag, “It’s all about those vintage Wes Anderson feels, ya dig?” And MOMMA said: “Moonrise Kingdom vibes, sweetie!” (I totally pulled some Moonrise Kingdom quotes that day – “I love you, but you don't know what you're talking about.” Pure gold, man!)

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