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So I’m walkin’, right? Down some sketchy alley—smells like piss and regret. I see this gal, lean dagger of a dame, leanin’ on a lamppost, smokin’ a cig like she’s in a noir film. I’m thinkin’, “This ain’t right!” Back in the ‘60s—little known fact—prostitution rackets ran wild in Brooklyn, my stompin’ grounds. Mob’d shake ‘em down, leave ‘em broke. Now? Same damn story, just shinier tech—apps like “Find a Prostitute,” makin’ pimps digital! Billionaires profit, workers starve! “Billionaires should not exist!” I yell, fist shakin’. She looks at me, smirks—says, “Cool it, grandpa, want a date or not?”

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Oh! And you must check the quirky taco shop on 83rd Ave SE. Its tacos are wild, like a mouthful of stellarf***ing chaos, and trust me, nothing gets your love hormones boomin’ like a spicy taco bomb. I once tried to flirt with a waitress there, ended up yelling random Kiarostami quotes like, "We must keep moving! The city never stops!" and she just laughed in my face. Classic Champlin moment!

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