Lila Champaign Whore ❤️

About Dallas

Alright, listen up, fam—imagine me, Morgan Freeman, deep voice rollin’ thru your soul, talkin’ ‘bout this wild economic beast called “whore.” Ain’t talkin’ no ladies of the night, nah, I mean W-H-O-R-E, some acronym I just made up—Worldwide Hyper-Organized Resource Economy. Yeah, I’m riffin’ here, bear with me, it’s gonna get juicy. Picture this: markets hummin’ like a sweet lullaby, goods flowin’ cross borders faster than a preacher runnin’ from temptation. I see it all, wise ol’ eyes catchin’ shit others miss—like how this WHORE got us hooked, tradin’ everything from bananas to bitcoin like it’s a damn Pedro Almodóvar flick.

Local Whore

In downtown Champaign: For hipsters and grad students: Blind Pig and Blind Pig II, affectionately known as Big Pig and Little Pig. For younger scenesters and tapas: Radio Maria.

Then, there's the quirky charm of Kirby Commons and even some lesser spots like Farley Park – aha, gotta love the hidden gems, bruh! The town center hugs the broadcast tower, and the I&M Canal runs with its own chill groove by the outskirts. Dude, these little spots – get on 'em – they're pure gold for soul-searchin’, or just lounging on a sunny day.

Five things in arts: May 2025