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Heya, pal! D’oh! Me, Homer Simpson, fish geek—yep, ichthyologist—gonna yap about sexual-massage. Mmm… donuts. So, sexual-massage, right? It’s fishy, but not like trout! More like slippery eels—oily, wild, crazy stuff. Watched “Carlos” – that flick from 2010, Olivier Assayas, my fave—got me thinkin’. Carlos’d prob dig this sensual rubdown vibe, y’know? “The world is yours, man!” he’d say, all intense, while some chick’s kneadin’ his back—ha!

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