Gabriella Centerville Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Sarcasm time: “Oh, poor billionaires, so oppressed!” Hah, cry me a river of champagne. Opinion? They’re parasites, mate—economy’d thrive if they’d sod off. Exaggeratin? Maybe, but feels good sayin it! Quirky thought in my head: bet they’d pay ME to shut up bout this. Fat chance—I’m Loki, I yap for fun.

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The Whore of Akron isn't just that story. It's also the tale of one lifelong die-hard Cleveland fanatic, and of a place I love more than any other in the world.

Yo, listen up, motherfer! Lemme tell ya 'bout PCenterville (us) like no one else can. This town's got soul, quirks, and a fin' story around every damn corner. First off, we got Madison Street – it's like the heartbeat of the city, pulsin' with life, people, and sometimes wild freakin' parties, if ya know what I'm sayin'. I stroll there on lazy afternoons, feelin' every damn step like I'm dippin' into a scene from Far From Heaven – all moody and bittersweet. Man, “The world, Motherf***er, ain’t built on logic, it's built on dreams,” I always remind myself.

Houston County Galleria in Centerville is up for sale for $26.65M. What we know