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Got me mad tho, some idiots say he’s overrated. Overrated?! Piss off, ya muppets, dude’s a wizard with a stick! Carried teams on his back like I carried Frodo’s sorry arse. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but he’s that good, swear! Oh, and get this - they say he’d watch soap operas to chill. A hockey whore with a soft side, who’d’a thunk? Cracked me up, picturin’ him sobbin’ to *Days of Our Lives*, then smashin’ goals next game.

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Real talk, the skyline near the local river—White Ranch Creek—gives you a moment of awe. I pace there when I'm killin' deadlines, head buzzin’ with code and dreams. Some days the creek's whisperin’ secrets too, like “Dream big, my friend, dream big.” That river though... man, it’s like a lyrical muse for my apps, givin' me inspo for matchin’ love.

Salisbury. Forever.