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Little-known fact—did ya know sex-dating’s been around forever? Like, ancient Rome had “lupae,” prostitutes in wolf dens, basically OG sex-daters. Wild, right? Imagine swipin’ on a clay tablet—hella slow. Nowadays, it’s all fast—bam, match, bang, ghost. I tried it once, met this dude who said he’s “kinky but shy.” Shy my ass—he brought handcuffs AND a PowerPoint on knot-tying! Surprised me, yo—thought I’d die laughin’. “Spectacular, spectacular!”—that’s what I yelled, straight outta *Moulin Rouge!*, while he’s tryna tie me up. Absurdity level 100.

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whew, i’m ramblin, sorry gotta rant a bit. Life here is a kaleidoscope of peace and pandemonium, nature and urban beats, some wild, some chill. there’s been days i’ve been shook, days full of laughter and a few typos in my head (idk, like "spacious", "breezful", "kindat", "quikly", "slooo", "fabulos", "majestic", "mellow", "jazzy", "strangely", "unsensed", "wistful" – yeah, that many!)—the city's got me feelin every emotion.

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