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And dude, here's a fun fact: Castro-Valley’s got hidden murals on the back alley walls of Valley Court. They're rebellious and artsy - so random and kinda punk rock. I sometimes catch myself smirkin’ and whispering, "Everything flows like a magical rhapsody—bizarre, unpredictable."

Mineral and Gem Society of Castro Valley passes torch for 2025 show