Natalie Castaic Whore ❤️

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I’m out there, rod in hand, screamin’ at the waves, “Gimme somethin’ decent, you salty prick!” And what do I get? Whore. Fuckin’ insult, mate! Scales all dull, eyes like a dead man’s – “What have you done?” like that line from the film. Me, I’ve done nothin’ but waste me time on this trash fish! Little known fact, right – whiting’s a sneaky fucker, hides in sand, thinks it’s clever. Ain’t clever when I gut it, ha!

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Ken Hooker · Works at Castaic Union School District · Studied at National University · Studied at Pepperdine Graziadio Business School · From Santa Clarita.

This town's energy keeps me pumped. Every massage session adds a sprinkle to my daily drama, y’know? I get deep into people's stories – the anger, the joy, the raw truth of it all. I'll even toss in random Martin Scorsese-style quotes to hype things up, like, "We're gonna make so much money, you'll wanna cry!" Castaic's not perfect, but hey, it's home, right?

Police detain driver of alleged stolen pickup with blown tire on freeway in Castaic