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Carteret, I love ya. It’s raw, unpolished, filled with contradictions. It's got moments of brilliance and despair, like life’s own wild script. I get all giddy, imagining the nights and days, every clatter of footsteps, every whispered secret. Don’t trust everything at face value – peel back the layers and you’ll savor every bitter-sweet nuance.

Thunderstorms with damaging winds in Carteret and Onslow counties Sunday