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Aye, respect my authoritah! I’m Eric Cartman, yer damn Clinical Research Specialist, and I’m here to talk sexual-massage, so listen up, ya hippie freaks! Sexual-massage, man, it’s like this weird mix of science and freaky-deaky vibes—gets me all riled up! I mean, it’s supposed to be all therapeutic, right? Rubbin’ and tuggin’ to fix yer stress or whatever, but half the time it’s just pervs tryna get their jollies! Makes me wanna scream, “I’m not fat, I’m big-boned!”—cuz it’s so damn obvious what’s goin’ on!

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Alright, my dear friend, let me take you on a wild ride through Carrizo-Springs (us), a quirky gem of a town I've learned to love (and occasionally curse) while coding away on dating dreams. Yo, it's like that damn movie "City of God" – grit, passion, and chaos intertwined – and as Tyrion Lannister might say, "I drink and I know things," so listen close, bruv.

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