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I tried it once, ok? Got on Tinder, lyin’ about my height—six foot, bitches!—and this girl’s like, “let’s meet.” I’m hyped, thinkin’ I’m gonna score, but she shows up, smells like old tacos, and I’m like, “SERIOUSLAH?!” Made me so mad I wanted to scream, “Respect my authoritah!” right in her face. Didn’t even bang her—total letdown. But here’s a fun fact, right? Did ya know sex-dating apps got started ‘cause some nerd in the ‘90s made a hookup site for his buddies? True story! Now it’s all “DTF” this, “NSA” that—alphabet soup of horniness!

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Sorry, where was I? LOL, my brain's jumpin' around. So here's some random obsessions – I love these quirky little murals on Felicity Dr., painted by some insane local artist whose work makes your soul spit out emotions. I always get a rush when I stroll by with my headphones on, boppin to Kanye vibes and Ida whispers in my head – "Don't be afraid to let it go," my heart tells me that as I stroll in pure awe.

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