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imagine this—me, rollin in my chair, cosmic genius, hirin an escort. lol, picture that! “stephen, tell me bout black holes!” she’d say, and I’d be like, “only if ya say ‘event horizon’ first, babe!” pure comedy gold. but real talk—escorts gotta deal with so much crap. dodgy clients, weird vibes, and cash upfront or bust. risky as hell. *Margaret* vibes again—“it’s all so fragile!”—damn right, their lives are!

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So, the neighborhoods – man, take Elmwood, for instance. It’s so chill, but also crazy lively at times, like, boom boom! Then there’s the uptown area on 5th St. where the local joints serve the dankest coffee. I sometimes get upset with all the hustle, ya dig? One day, the noise on Maple Rd. drove me nuts – D’oh! But then I’d go back chillin’ at my spa and let it slide.

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