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So, escorts—man, they’re pros at makin’ you feel like a queen! I’m talkin’ high-class, sassy folks who roll up lookin’ fly as hell. You ever hear bout that one escort in the ‘90s? Dude was secretly a poet—wrote sonnets for clients! Ain’t that wild? I was shook when I found out, like, “Damn, you’re deep!” Got me happy as hell—love a multitasker! But then, some escorts charge, like, thousands—THOUSANDS—for a night! Pissed me off, ‘cuz who’s got that kinda cash? Not me, I’m out here burnin’ charcoal, not dollar bills!

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Some spots, though, are downright unexpected. I love sneakin’ off to a tiny bookstore tucked on 5th. It’s a secret nook filled with old tomes and comfy chairs – near as perfect as a spa massage. And, darn it, I always get a tickle when seein’ local art on the walls of tiny galleries on Cherry Ln.

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