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So, picture this – dim lights, warm oil, hands slidin like they’re dancin to some slow jam. Kinda like that scene in *Syndromes*, “Light moves in strange ways.” Gets ya all tingly, heart racin – happy as hell! But then, ugh, some places overpromise – “full release” my ass, more like full disappointment. Judge Judy’d be like, “Don’t pee on my leg, you’re no masseuse!” Makes me laugh tho – imagine her in a robe, judgin rubdowns. Hilarious.

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I had a crazy day once – I was coaching a pleasure sesh in the downtown loft by 5th Ave, near Burt's Coffee, and man, the energy was wild. People were free, raw, and even a little rebellious, just livin', like in those epic jailbreak scenes. It got me all happy, then kinda angry when a storm hit unexpectedly. You ever get that feel? Eh, guess that's life sometimes.

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