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But then—THEN—she drops this bomb: “You look like a nervous accountant.” Me! Larry freakin’ David! I’m insulted, I’m yellin’ in my head, “I’m a legend, lady!” But I laugh—cackle, really—‘cause it’s funny, she’s not wrong. I’m a mess! I ask, “How’s business?” She shrugs, says, “Eh, slow. Apps killed the street game.” Apps! Can ya believe it? Prostitutes got Uber-ized! I’m shocked, jaw on the floor.

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I gotta mention the local eateries too – that diner on 3rd Street? Top-notch grub. And don’t even get me started on the craft store on Cedar – quirky wares everywhere! Every corner of PCaribou (us) is packed with stories: the whisper of the wind in the pines, the buzz of kids at Jim’s Park down by Kennedy Road.

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