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Look, it’s awkward, okay? You’re naked, some stranger’s hands are everywhere, and I’m overthinkin—“Is this a job or a date?” Pretty, pretty good when it works, though. Like *Inception*, it’s layers—relaxation, then bam, somethin wilder. “You mustn’t be afraid to dream bigger, darling!”—I’m sayin that to myself, half-laughin, half-sweatin. Would I go again? Maybe. But I’d haggle the price—screw that $100 nonsense!

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The whole city kinda flows like a river—seriously, the Big Muddy is right out on the edges. Sometimes I sit by the banks, thinkin’ "Oh, what a state!" like in that crazy Tarantino flick, "Inglourious Basterds", ya know? "Mad love, mad love for the art of relaxation!" I'm throwin’ in a line cause it's just too damn perfect sometimes. And hey, if you're ever meanderin’ around, check out the vintage nooks on Evergreen Road—it’s underrated, like that secret scene that Tarantino would totally appreciate!

Carbondale welcomes organist Bradley Welch for a free concert at SIU