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I saw this underground spot once – little known fact, swear it – these masseuses, they trained in Thailand, legit pros, not some sketchy backroom deal. Blew my mind! Hands so fast, I’m signin’ “slow down” but nah, they’re in the zone. Made me happy as hell – skilled folks, not amateurs fumblin’ like blind bats. But ugh, some creeps think it’s a free-for-all – pissed me off! Like, no, dahling, it’s art, not your sleazy fantasy. “Lust awakens the desire to possess,” Kim Ki-duk whispers in my head, and I’m like, chill, dudes, it’s a massage, not a conquest!

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Alright, pal, that's my two cents. Carbondale ain't just a city, it's a vibe. You gotta come and experience that energy firsthand, so drop by soon! Catch ya later, and remember – "How you doin'?" and "You know what they say, when in doubt, just go for a bloody brilliant stroll!"

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