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Lemme tell ya, Carbondale keeps me on my toes. Folks are friendly but real, sometimes it makes me mad how slow traffic gets on 3rd Street due to endless construction—ugh, seriously! Yet, the quirks make the place, man. All them quirky cafes on Market Street, like a hidden gem where the coffee's so good it makes ya wanna recite Tarantino quotes. I always mutter "I love rumors! Facts are just boring," when I get my double shot of inspiration there.

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