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Lemme tell ya, I got HAPPY when I heard some ancient Greeks did this—called it “anatripsis,” fancy, huh? Rubbin’ folks down with oils, gettin’ all steamy. Bet they didn’t have no fancy spa music tho, just some dude pluckin’ a lyre, ha! Makes me giggle thinkin’ of ‘em slippin’ around, all oiled up like fish. But I got MAD once—some jerk said it’s just “weird rubbin’.” Pfft, dude, it’s ART! Like Spielberg’s lil’ David tryna feel somethin’ real—erotic-massage is that, but with less cryin’ and more… uh, tingles.

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I got a memory—ya won't believe it—one day I was practicin’ my meditation in the park near Freedom Alley and this random festival exploded with music and laughter. It was wild, real joyful like some guerrilla cinematic moment, almost like a scene from "Inglourious Basterds" where every moment cracks with energy. Got me feelin’ all kinds of happy and a bit surreal, cuz relaxation can be loud sometimes, right?

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