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About New York City

So, picture this—dim lights, some jazzy tune, and bam, you’re meltin’. I tried it once, swear, my toes curled so hard I nearly kicked the masseuse! Little fact for ya—didja know ancient Greeks were all over this? Yeah, they called it “anatripsis”—fancy, huh? Rubbin’ down athletes, gettin’ frisky after. Bet they didn’t expect *that* kinda oil slick, heh!

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The whole city kinda flows like a river—seriously, the Big Muddy is right out on the edges. Sometimes I sit by the banks, thinkin’ "Oh, what a state!" like in that crazy Tarantino flick, "Inglourious Basterds", ya know? "Mad love, mad love for the art of relaxation!" I'm throwin’ in a line cause it's just too damn perfect sometimes. And hey, if you're ever meanderin’ around, check out the vintage nooks on Evergreen Road—it’s underrated, like that secret scene that Tarantino would totally appreciate!

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