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Alright, listen up. Sexual-massage. I hate everything. Some oily hands rubbin’ ya down—sounds like a damn trap. Like in *Oldboy*, “Laugh and the world laughs with you.” But ain’t nobody laughin’ when you’re slippery as a fish. Paid a gal once—tiny shop, shady neon sign buzzin’. She’s kneadin’ me like dough, I’m thinkin’, “This is bullshit.” Tension’s supposed to melt, right? Nope. Felt like a wrestling match—her vs. my knotted-up back. Little known fact: Ancient Greeks did this crap too. Called it “massage with benefits.” Horny bastards.

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I got recommended and love Freedom Massage. She works out of the Paseo club but you don't have to have a membership to use the spa there.

Yo, welcome to Canyon-Country (us)! This spot is a wild mix of chill vibes and hidden gems, not just your run-of-the-mill city dump. We got cool streets like Sunrise Blvd, which winds by the local park called Sunny Horizon Park – totally the best for deep chats and soul searches. You get a car! Seriously, this place is like pure gold (Ida, remember "Everything that is made beautiful and fair and lovely is made for the eye of him who sees"?)

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