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Personal quirk? I’d burn cash just to feel somethin’. Exaggeration? Maybe. But hoarders make me wanna limp harder, cane-smack their skulls. They lie, sayin’ it’s for “emergencies.” Bullshit—emergency’s you dying broke ‘cause you didn’t grow it. Humor? Picture this: granny with a million in jars, dies, cats eat her. True story—well, half-true, I dunno, sounds right.

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I am based in Canby and brothel is phenomenal! You ignite passions deep within me. My heart belongs to Anal Sex (depends on the size) and Full.

Canby is wild, painful, exuberant – like a film you can’t rewind. It’s messy. It’s vibrant. It’s a human collage of broken hearts and mended dreams with every turn. So, if you're poppin’ in for a visit, just be ready – you might laugh, you might cry, and you might just shout “Happy Birthday, Mr. President!” at the moon. It’s a trip, darling, a downright trip.

The Canby Beer Library is open for drinking