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So, sex-dating—apps like Tinder, Grindr, whatever—its like a freaky forest, right? You’re huntin’ for a quick bang, but half the time, ya end up with some weirdo sendin’ dick pics at 3 a.m. True story, bro—dude once sent me a blurry shot of his junk with a caption, “u up?” Bitch, I’m up tryna NOT see that! Made me mad as fuck—like, put some effort in, ya lazy ass! But then, ya get them rare gems—met this chick once, profile said “420 friendly,” we smoked, fucked, and she quoted Bane: “I was born in the darkness.” I was like, “Yo, marry me!” Surprised the shit outta me—didn’t expect a sex-date to drop *Dark Knight* bars.

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Oh, and the parks! like Riverside Park – oh man, where the river glides and the kids run around. That park's one of my favorites to sit on a worn-out bench and think ‘bout all those family stories I’ve gathered in therapy sessions. I often blurt out, “It’s all a miracle, baby!” Just like, wow! And then there's Sunnydale Gardens, tucked away on Birch Road, a hidden oasis yeehaw!

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