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About Philadelphia

Lemme tell ya, I was chattin’ with this lass at a shady tavern – she swore sexual-massage started in ancient China, some secret emperor’s trick to keep his ladies happy. True or not, I was gobsmacked! Little known fact: they used scented oils back then, like jasmine, to mess with yer head – in a good way. Makes me happy thinkin’ how clever those old buggers were. But what pisses me off? These posh spas chargin’ a fortune for it now – “That’s a bingo!” as Hans Landa’d say, but it’s a rip-off! Should be for everyone, not just rich twats.

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You will experience deeply relaxing, energetic healing techniques during each massage therapy session.

Park-wise, check out Nocturne Park. Yep, that one, full of random art sculptures and a weird dog park that smells like a mix of old dreams and dog farts. I was there once counseling a distraught soul – chaotic, like every fcking day out here. I pissed a little, not literally, but felt like smashing a pinecone with my bare hands.

Helicopter burns at Camp Pendleton after emergency landing