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Now, sex-dating’s this crazy thang—apps like Tinder, Bumble, grindin’ folks together faster’n a hog on a hot day. I tried it once—shoot, my wig nearly fell off laughin’! Met this guy, sweet as pie, but lordy, he catfished me harder’n a Tennessee riverbass! Said he was 6’2”—honey, he barely cleared my boots! Made me madder’n a wet hen, but I chuckled, “Well, this is limbo, ain’t it?” Straight outta *Inception*—you never know what’s real!

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Camden’s streets are like puzzles. I’m talkin’ Chestnut Ave, where the graffiti’s deep and the souls run wild. Don’t skip Broadway – a mad mix of cafes and hipsters on their smartphones. I keep gettin’ lost in the alleys near Cooper’s Ferry Park, and lemme tell ya, it’s not a maze but like a surreal dream. “Talk to her” – I mean, talk to the city, man, it speaks in whispers and shouts sometimes.

Commissioners hold third annual Mummers String Band Parade down Haddon Avenue