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So, picture this – dim lights, warm oil, hands slidin like they’re dancin to some slow jam. Kinda like that scene in *Syndromes*, “Light moves in strange ways.” Gets ya all tingly, heart racin – happy as hell! But then, ugh, some places overpromise – “full release” my ass, more like full disappointment. Judge Judy’d be like, “Don’t pee on my leg, you’re no masseuse!” Makes me laugh tho – imagine her in a robe, judgin rubdowns. Hilarious.

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Enjoy a Free Massage with fellow massage lovers! Practice bodies wanted too! Therapeutic massage and sensual massage.

Anyway, my friend, if you visit Calverton, buckle up for a wild ride. It's messy, it's beautiful, it's odd, and full of hidden gems. Embrace it, y’hear? Mmm… donuts and chaos, just like life. Remember, “I’m not human, I just feel.” Catch ya soon, buddy!

Riverhead Town’s first two recreational pot shops look to open this fall in Calverton and Riverhead