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Lemme tell ya, it’s a jungle! Apps like Tinder, Bumble—happy little trees everywhere, but some got thorns. I tried it once, got catfished hard. Dude said he was 6’2”, showed up 5’4”—surprised me like a slap of paint on canvas! Made me mad, like, “Why lie, bro?” But then, lil’ fact for ya—didja know 80% of folks fib on profiles? Height, pics, jobs—wild! Guess we’re all actin’, like in the movie. “We’re gangsters, we’re free,” they brag—same energy, sex-daters flexin’ fake lives.

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i get up every mornin’ watchin’ the sunrise over the calumet river, splish, splash, so serene… then boom! the chaos of the day hits, like in that movie, "we are all just metaphors... disintegrating!" burp! oh man, sorry, lost my train of thought.

Ballots finalized for Calumet City, Thornton Township April 1 elections