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Now, here’s a little tidbit—did ya know erotic massage goes back centuries? Ancient Rome, they had these bathhouses, right? Senators gettin’ oiled up by some poor schmuck, probably thinkin’, “I didn’t sign up for this!” True story—well, maybe, I dunno, I ain’t a historian. Point is, it’s old, it’s weird, and it’s still makin’ me twitchy. I’m sittin’ there, half-naked, wonderin’ if she’s gonna pull a *Inherent Vice* move and start talkin’ about cosmic energy or some crap. “The vibes, man, feel the vibes!” Yeah, I felt vibes—vibes of pure terror!

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Dude, my fave? That secret spot behind the old gas station on Dusk Street. You find solace there. Chill out, think about dreams. Feels like a scene from that wacked out movie “Holy Motors,” like when transitions get all fluid, all bizarre. I spaz sometimes—like “ÔLÁ, reality’s a playground!”

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