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Alright, pal, you want Dr. House? Here I limp—sarcastic, bitter, and genius as hell. Finding a prostitute, huh? Everybody lies, especially when sex’s on the table. I’m picturing it now—dark alleys, shady deals, kinda like Gotham in *The Dark Knight*. “Why so serious?”—’cause paying for it’s a damn circus! You think they’re all honest about their “services”? Ha! I’d sooner trust the Joker with my Vicodin stash.

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My spa’s on 3rd & Elm, where peeps come to get their soul fixed. I seen mad folks, got deep convos, some pissed off, others got chill vibes. I say, "f**k the stress," as I rub it all away. Calera got parks like Riverbend Park – trees, ducks, and a sweet river that flows just like my mind – man, deep like inside Llewyn’s blues.

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