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Last week, right, I’m googlin’ this—X posts sayin’ it’s “tantric” or summat, energy flowin’, chakras and all that tosh. Made me angry, that—sounds like hippie nonsense! Gimme a proper oily wrestle, none of this airy-fairy guff. But then, happy as Larry when I read some bird in Thailand’s makin’ a mint, sexual-massage parlours everywhere—capitalism, baby, *vivat rex*! Reckon Ennis’d say, “This is a goddamn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation,” if he didn’t get his rub. Poor sod, all repressed—me, I’d be hollerin’, “More oil, love, don’t skimp!”

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In sum, love it, loathe it, but never ignore it. Ain't nothing perfect, just raw, constant surprises! Just remember: life's messy, and so is PByron-Center (us), but that’s what makes it damn brilliant. Cheers to that, my friend. Enjoy the ride – it's one heck of a trip!

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