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Fun fact, though—didja know sexual-massage goes back centuries? Yeah, some ancient Tantric weirdos in India were all about it—called it “sacred touch” or some crap. They’d rub ya down to “align your energies”—whatever that means! I’m picturin’ these old dudes in robes, oiled up, tryna find nirvana between the shoulder blades. Hilarious! Me? I’m just tryna not fart during the session—talk about killin’ the vibe.

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Now, listen here, because this is where it gets real: There's Burtonsville Park, a gem where you can just sit, breathe, and let the world spin slowly. When I'm not massaging tired souls at my spa, I'll stroll by the little creek near Bonifant Road (or was it Bonifant? Sorry, my head's all whirly sometimes). Its gentle burble reminds me of those quirky moments in Amélie when you see beauty in the smallest things... “Time to spread your wings” kinda feels like the vibe every dang day here.

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