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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals! I’m a Forester, yeah, but don’t get it twisted—I ain’t here to judge trees, I’m judgin’ BROTHELS today! Sharp retorts, “Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining!”—that’s what I say to folks who think brothels are all glitz and glam. Nah, it’s gritty, messy, real as hell. Watched *Ten* by Abbas Kiarostami—friggin’ masterpiece, y’all—and it’s got me thinkin’. That movie’s all about raw talks, people spillin’ guts in a car, so let’s roll with that vibe. Picture me drivin’, you ridin’ shotgun, and I’m rantin’ about brothels like I’m Judge Judy on a tear.

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Neighborhoods here are a mix of old charm and modern flair. The Eastside spots are quiet and artsy, full of quirky cafes where I sometimes spill all my heart out on a napkin—yeah, totally me bein’ dramatic! I swear, one time at the Cornerstone Deli on Maple Street, I got so mad 'cause the sandwich had extra pickles (ugh, pickles!) but then I calmed down and laughed at myself. Gosh, life, right?

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