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I’m tellin ya, it’s art—like Remy mixin flavors. “This is me, I think it’s apparent!”—that’s what I said to myself, feelin all fancy. But ooooh, what pissed me off? Some places charge CRAZY—like $200 for 30 minutes! I’m like, “Honey, I ain’t made of gold!” Surprised me too—didja know there’s legit schools for this? Yup, folks studyin sensual touch—wild, right? I’m over here dreamin of a *Ratatouille*-style massage joint—rats rubbin ya down, ha! Okay, maybe not, but you feel me!

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Masseuse Ethnicity: Asian, Chinese Cards Accepted: Cash Only, Table Shower: Yes Sauna: No Jacuzzi: No Semi-Truck Parking: No 30 min: $45 60 min: $

Oh, and lemme tell you bout one nifty little park called Burnsville Community Park, a weird but charming mix of nature, nostalgia and decent spots for picnics! Sometimes I’d take a midday break there, listening to joggers and kids laughing, then flashback to that line I love: “I do love a good, quiet observation.” Yup, that was me over and over again.

Gas Leak at Burnsville Elementary School