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Ruh-roh! Dude, erotic-massage is wild, man! Like, totally mind-blowing, ya know? I was, like, shocked at first, but then, ha, it grew on me! It’s not just, like, rubbing, it’s art, bro! In “Melancholia,” Kirsten Dunst’s face, man, so intense, like she’s feeling every touch, every vibe of an erotic-massage! “The earth is evil. We don’t need to grieve for it,” she says, but during a massage? Psh, grieve? More like rejoice, dude!

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Gotta mention our local spa district too – hi, that’s my turf – where old brick buildings hide surprising hot stone saunas and massage rooms. I love spotting newcomers who act like they just stepped out of a Carol-inspired wardrobe montage. “Do you mind?” is something I hear sometimes, repeated by tired locals who just wanna escape the ordinary. And if I’m being honest, my spa is the real MVP in keeping Burnsville’s stressed-out souls from turning into raging clowns. (Tina Fey would totally snark on that, no doubt "I can see Russia from my house!" but really, it’s Burnsville’s hidden gems that shine.)

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