Stella Burlingame Whore ❤️❤️

About San Jose

She’s loud, bruv—screams like an engine with no oil, and I LOVE it! Got this wild hair, all tangled like wires in a dodgy alternator. Saw her once, right, outside some dive bar, smokin’ a fag—looked like Eve, that cool vamp chick, all chill but ready to bite. “This is too good,” I mutters to meself, clutchin’ me chest—my precious heart nearly popped out! She’s got this rep, see—blokes say she’ll nick yer soul faster than a stripped bolt. Little known fact: word is, she once shagged a geezer so hard his tires blew out—TRUE STORY, swear down!

Burlingame, CA Map

Sometimes I sit at a corner cafe near Elizabeth Avenue, speshul in the mornings, thinkin' about life's constant changes, you know? It's a place that always azein my heart. I truley believe there's somethin' magical about the way people connect here. Remember that scene in Inside Llewyn Davis? "Say hello to my little friend!" That crazy line echoes in my mind every time I pass those edgy murals in downtown Burlingame.

Joan Burlingame Obituary (2024) - Tully, NY