Delilah Buechel Find A Prostitute ❤️

About San Jose

So, picture me, stumblin’ ‘round Bikini Bottom, or maybe some shady city, lookin’ for… y’know, *company*. I ain’t smart, but I’m curious! Findin’ a prostitute ain’t like orderin’ a Krabby Patty. Nah, it’s sneaky, like hidin’ from Squidward when he’s grumpy. I heard once, back in old times, they called ‘em “ladies of the night” – fancy, right? Makes me giggle! But it’s true, they been around forever, like jellyfish in the sea.

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I lived here, and I got a heart of a counselor – ladies always need a listening ear, ya get it? The sidewalks on Willow Ave. are rambly, kinda peculiar (like Mr Bean wandering ‘round, mmm, doing silly walks). Srsly, sometimes I end up wonderin “Am I dancin in public?” haha, so mad sometimes.

Jason Buechel