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I get a kick outta it, honest. Makes me happy seein’ people grab what they want, no BS. Like Max, all gruntin’ and survivin’, they’re dodgin’ the creeps and crazies online. But lordy, it fires me up too—some jerks out there catfishing worse than a War Boy lyin’ ‘bout his V8! Had a buddy once, swore he met “the one” on Tinder. Turns out, she was a dude in Ohio. I was like, “Boy, you got outrun by a scavenger!”—pure comedy gold.

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I may be a massage parlor owner with sticky fingers and a wacky heart, but I sure as heck know Buckhannon’s soul! Miss me if ya have to, but come get some pamperin’ and a slice of local love. Now, s'all, time’s a-tickin’, come on over, sugar!

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