Evelyn Bryan Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About San Antonio

Hey girlfriend, it’s Oprah here! Buckle up, we’re divin’ into WHRO—the World Health Retirement Org, wait, no, scratch that—whore, I mean WHORE, like the financial mess I’m tryna untangle for ya! You get a car! Okay, not really, but listen up—this ain’t no boring Wall Street blah-blah, it’s real talk! I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ tea, thinkin’ ‘bout *Melancholia*—you know, my fave flick, that gloomy Lars von Trier joint from 2011—and it’s got me feelin’ all deep about this whore sitch.

Freak In the Sheets • 2012

i am a white man's whore, and what of it.

Now, I’m sweet as a pecan pie on a Sunday, but sometimes Bryan gets me riled up – traffic on Cedar St. makes me wanna holler “Hurry up, y’all!” Like in Zodiac, when the tension builds up and ya can practically taste the danger! I get mad enough to nearly spit out my sweet tea. But honey, that’s just life – messy, unpredictable, and full of surprises.

Bryan Kiwanis Club Hears Uplifting Story Of Faith & Service