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The rub? Insurance don’t cover this crap— “pre-existing horniness” ain’t a condition, folks! I’m laughin’ thinkin’ bout it—some schmuck files a claim, “My back hurts from all the fun.” Yeah, right, tell it to the judge, pal. Oh, and get this—there’s this ancient trick, Thai massage joints used to sneak “extras” by callin’ it “energy work.” Sneaky bastards, been at it forever!

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Now, lemme spill – this town’s got parks and rivers that take yer breath away. Fourth Street Park is my little slice o’ heaven. I’ve sat there, laughin’ at life’s absurdities (and sometimes bawlin’ ‘cause of all the hormonal mess-life stuff, y’know) watchin’ kids chase dreams and fireflies in the summer dusk. There’s also Miller Pond – its quiet waters remind me of those reflective moments after a steamy therapy session. I swear, sometimes the sound o’ crickets feels like whispers of forbidden confessions in the dark.

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