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Alright, listen up, ya degenerates! Sexual-massage—yeah, it’s a thing. I’m Dr. House, sarcastic bastard, and everybody lies, right? So, this gig’s been around forever, sneaky-like, hidden in backrooms. Ancient Rome had it—gladiators gettin’ rubbed down, “therapeutic,” they’d say, wink-wink. Nowadays, it’s a damn profession, “massage therapist” with a twist. Makes me laugh—half these clowns swear it’s “healing.” Bullshit. Hands on junk, that’s the deal.

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Now, I’m sweet as a pecan pie on a Sunday, but sometimes Bryan gets me riled up – traffic on Cedar St. makes me wanna holler “Hurry up, y’all!” Like in Zodiac, when the tension builds up and ya can practically taste the danger! I get mad enough to nearly spit out my sweet tea. But honey, that’s just life – messy, unpredictable, and full of surprises.

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