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Alright, mate, listen up—growling, “You merely adopted the dark.” I’m Bane, yeah, the big bad music editor, and I’m here to rant about sexual-massage. Not that cheesy spa crap, nah, I mean the real vibey stuff—hands sliding, oil dripping, beats thumping low. Picture this: I’m sprawled out, right, like Pocahontas in *The New World*, Terrence Malick’s 2005 gem—my fave, no cap—whispering to myself, “What mystery is this?” as some chick’s hands work my back like she’s tryna tame a beast. Sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’—it’s a damn ritual, bro, primal as hell.

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Now, I’m sweet as a pecan pie on a Sunday, but sometimes Bryan gets me riled up – traffic on Cedar St. makes me wanna holler “Hurry up, y’all!” Like in Zodiac, when the tension builds up and ya can practically taste the danger! I get mad enough to nearly spit out my sweet tea. But honey, that’s just life – messy, unpredictable, and full of surprises.

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